
No, go back to the past... in fact, go so far back, that the art is no longer under copyright protection. Let's use some clip art from the 1930s and 1940s. Oh yeah, express common ideas and popular subjects like: holidays, sports, the weather, retail sales & specials, religion, and (still big these days) the depression. Oh, if it was good enough for your great Grandpa's commercial artist, it is good enough for you.
Design like the olden days: print out these nifty illustrations, trace them onto your art boards with one of those newfangled carbon tracing paper easel thingies... and by-cracky, you'll make 'em laugh with your play on words! Ha!
I have had this pack of Heyer Cartoon and Idea Book miniature illustrations for ages and I haven't used them yet... though I still plan on it. The box announces '85 pages, printed on one side and easy to trace with 575 cartoons'... these are the Microsoft Word Clipart of the early twentieth century. These are great-- they are crisp,

Now who is going to scan all these and vectorize them so we can share them in the future?

Big time- $1,000 all in coins!

I am not even sure what this means....

Crazy baby-faced man robs bank (while holding giant sugar cube)!

If he's gonna be there, I think I'll leave early....

For Those About To Rock: savings so amazing, it is like a giant ice cream cone for a weird old man kid!!

Old timey fun: catch the skinless cat and then let him go in a crowded theater!
Oh, 'It's Out,' baby.
my new favorite buddy-comedy: Crazy Baby-Faced Man and Weird Old Man Kid!! They rob banks of all their delicious, delicious giant sugar cubes. This was super-awesome.
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