Thursday, October 11, 2007

Who Needs Forever

Another one of those clever top ten lists for no particular rhyme or reason... just needed something.

Top 10 Things I Have Learned This Past Month (though some of them I already knew....) --

10) The Wiggles have absolutely no-talent and are weird old guys (similar to Jay Leno).

09) Rock is not dead.

08) Getting older is not bad. It gets better- look at wine.

07) Some girls are bigger that other girl's mothers.

06) Getting out of the office is good.

05) Don't sit and wait. Do.

04) Meat is murder.

03) Helvetica used to seem awfully plain-- but it is not, it is very cool.

02) The past lives in cyberspace (at least the last 10 years or so)

01) Don't say 'yes' when you really mean 'maybe....'

00) Don't trust the internet. She lies.


Anonymous said...

Insightful list. I learn something new about you all the time. To comment on just a couple...

7)I work with children, and this has always intrigued me. Not sure if I'm interpreting this the way you meant it, but if so...yeah. There's a girl in my daughter's first grade class who wears a bigger shoe size than me. She's 6. I'm 39.

4) Are you inching towards my side of the food chain??

(Anonymous only because of technical difficulties with my blogger account)

mark said...

Both of those are references to Smiths songs, but 7) yes, I am constantly amazed by the 'scale' of things in real life, and 4) I saw the movie "Fast Food Nation" (including the cartoons at the end for the "Mootrix")-- today's farms are really scary places!

Pharaoh said...

So are you going Vegetarian? You didn't really answer the question.

mark said...

I don't know about veggie, but a move towards less meat, I think sometimes.... though I had a great hamburger out at Earl's Truckstop Diner yesterday and it was really good.